"BEEF VIGILANTES"

Yesterday's newspaper contained an article about a bunch of "beef vigilantes" who're going around killing (yes you heard right) culprits who they catch harbouring dead steaks (cattle) throughout India.

So what they're saying is that these okes are literally going around slaughtering "suspects" who might commit the heinous crime of having the odd steak or wors?🐂🐄😅

Shit, I reckon my girls were trying to get rid of me when they left me with about a kg of beef snap sticks on departure a few weeks ago.

I've finished it now and it came in quite handy as a fill in on the buses and other public transport.

I tried to be careful,.... however it's a little difficult when you're taking out this large woolies packet with a &&&$ing great big cow printed on the outside, and quietly taking out pieces of dried out dead cows.

I mean ,in their language that's like eating  "GOD"!!?

Shit man, little did I know that I was taking my life in my hands each time I snacked en route.

I remember getting some pretty unhappy looks from the okes sitting in the immediate vicinity!

But really this religion's gotta be the craziest one of all!!!

I mean what the $&&$ do these okes think's happening in Texas, or the thousands of abbatoirs scattered throughout the planet?

And they really do create absolute chaos wherever I've been!

Traffic is often brought to a total standstill ( I reckon it's the only thing that does🤑)

Not to mention the tons of landmines dropped literally everywhere .

And I haven't even started on the megatons of methane gas released continuously into the atmosphere.

And they're worried about my cars emissions and global warming?

Well start right here !!!